Wednesday, 23 March 2011

British "Fashion" Part 3

Someone alert the media!
A crime wave is spreading throughout Manchester, England- perhaps the world.
It appears that the assailants prey on women- some young (some not-so young).

They are robbing them off appropriate clothing on their lower halves- leaving them with only threadbare leggings, stretched within an inch of their lives.

Help!!!  This is very serious.  I see the victims wandering the streets of Manchester, seemingly unaware of what has happened.  Only this week I saw that the manager at our local coffee shop had been a victim.  She seemed blissfully unaware that the white hearts on her blue underpants were entirely visible.... Heartbreaking.

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Just tragic.

But don't worry.  There's something you can do.  You can send me money and I will buy them pants, or skirts, or jeans.  (Of course by that I mean I will buy myself shoes or other pretty things, but still... that's nice too right?)

3 comments:

  1. Shocking isn't it! It has already spread south to Hampshire too.

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  2. Noooo! This can't be taking over the UK too! Ugh.

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  3. It's seriously the worst. I've told my husband that I'm allowed to wear leggings with a long tunic top that covers my butt fully when I'm pregnant and briefly post-partum. That's it. No exceptions. He's to slap me if I ever suggest wearing them in another situation.

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