A crime wave is spreading throughout Manchester, England- perhaps the world.
It appears that the assailants prey on women- some young (some not-so young).
They are robbing them off appropriate clothing on their lower halves- leaving them with only threadbare leggings, stretched within an inch of their lives.
Help!!! This is very serious. I see the victims wandering the streets of Manchester, seemingly unaware of what has happened. Only this week I saw that the manager at our local coffee shop had been a victim. She seemed blissfully unaware that the white hearts on her blue underpants were entirely visible.... Heartbreaking.
But don't worry. There's something you can do. You can send me money and I will buy them pants, or skirts, or jeans. (Of course by that I mean I will buy myself shoes or other pretty things, but still... that's nice too right?)